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Tales of the Jesusaurus Tales of the Jesusaurus

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Jesusaurus is scammer!
Jesus isn't dinosaur.
Jesus doesn't eat atheists, he punishes them with rain of fire.
Jesus doesn't exist.
I am going to sleep.
F*ck you!
Don't read this!
You did, didn't ya?
Go to hell (with me)!

RiverJordan responds:


Stolen Warcraft Account Stolen Warcraft Account

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I dont get it

Man I am addicted to Warcraft and i don't think its funny. I give you 4 because I feel nice today... Or do I? Nevermind I'm just a whore.

YoinK responds:

i'm sorry that you're addiction to such a game made you judge this animation that way...

Epic Hard Core Collab!!!! Epic Hard Core Collab!!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Shush You people down there!

It's a parody of collabs you morons! STFU or I will eat your souls!
Well 10/10 says it all - It's awesome.

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Recent Game Reviews

The Gun Game The Gun Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Almost perfect

I've done almost all expert medals but the speed test Kar 98k and M1A Rifle and the accuracy test for Kar 98k are impossible in my opinion.Kar 98k reloads after every bullet fired which makes it impossible to beat the speed test and at the accuracy the 3rd target disappears before u are able to shoot.M1A Rifle's reload is slow enough to make the speed test almost impossible because u need to destroy 5 targets and another 3 after the reload for 0.5 seconds or so.If you guys that probably wont read this have beaten all on expert please pm me about how can I do it too. :)
Still best game ever.(I love guns)

Pumpkin Remover Pumpkin Remover

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Wow man... The 'lag' is from you because I don't have it.If it's what I think you have just right-click on the screen hold you mouse on to 'Quality' then click on 'normal' if that doesn't work do it on 'low'.

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Quick Sand Quick Sand

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Too short...

Good game.Great idea but too short imo.Took me 5-10mins.If there's part 2 (which I'll like alot) make it with more levels.But even though that its short the difficulity makes this game great.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Daisychain Daisychain

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Metal is what I live for...

... and you made my life longer with 3:49 minutes.Just one word : Awesome.

Recent Art Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The Nazi worm is so cute!

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Killer Killer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow Tom!

Tom I'm glad I'm not you!
I am 13 and I draw better , even when I was 8 I was drawing better man.

Self portrait Self portrait

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Mate that's so realistic! When I saw it as you avatar in the comment section I
thought it's picture really!You are one awesome artist!!

KevinSorbo responds:

Thanks! I made this to send off for a potential job with Sony. They were making Neverwinter Nights 2 and were scouting for artists who paint portraits. I entered this and one other character painting. I didn't get the gig, but that's cool. :) They were going to pay 100 bucks per portrait. Not great money, but hey, I could have had my characters in a video game, that would have been sweet!